just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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