Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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