how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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