$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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