and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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