he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
handjob tips. give me some.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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