Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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