We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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