We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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