Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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