i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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