your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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