There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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