yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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