They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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