walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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