I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
COCAINE IS GR8
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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