I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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