You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
bring money and cleavage
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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