Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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