As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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