Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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