i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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