i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have demons in me.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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