That's intense
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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