when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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