dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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