i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Come share oat with me in your robe
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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