Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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