Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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