She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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