I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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