I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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