worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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