I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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