Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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