we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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