He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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