The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
