I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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