Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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