Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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