yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think people are normalizing furries
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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