I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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