listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
you never un-have a 4some
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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