the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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