this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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