so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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