They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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