ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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